Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

10 PM - I have one coworker begging me for any type of drug. He has told me he has been awake since Sunday and has neglected to tell me why. He continues to mumble in my direction and get frustrated when I have no fucking clue what he's talking about. Sweet life, bro?

Facebook Rap Battle

I updated my Facebook with the opening lyrics to Old Dirty Bastard's "Brooklyn Zoo." People then began replying with verses. Here it goes:

Brian Rhoads I'm the one-man army Ason, I've never been tooken out, I keep M.C.'s lookin' out, I drop science like girls be droppin' babies, Enough to make a sucka go cra-a-azy.

Kengo Sun at 6:02pm May 9
I'm the master rapper and I'm here to say
I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way!
The bedrock yellow orange purple lime and red
But to get that fruity taste, I gotta trick Fred!

Brian Rhoads at 6:09pm May 9
Fruity Pebbles be spinnin' up yo dome,
that's why I slang that straight Honeycomb.
Slammin' that cereal, yo I gotta lisp
my mouf is overflowin' wiff Cookie Crisp.

Dustin Rhoads at 6:42pm May 9
Hey can i join in this sounds fun
its all about the frosted mini wheats son
serious on one side, frosted on the other
you get the best of both worlds there brother

Kelly Ng at 7:23pm May 9
Even though y'all be cookin' up rhymes like Bobby flay,
It don't hide the fact that your still gay.
We all know oat-meal, is the real deal,
If you wanna be swoll like me, O-Meal is unreal.

Brian Rhoads at 3:29am May 10
Listen up kids, G-Raff's gotta lesson,
I've got some beef with this breakfast session.
I've gotta lay it down, yo, I gotta boast,
RIDE OR DIE FOR THIS MOTHER FUCKING FRENCH TOAST.
Tops it up with that canned whipped dairy,... Read More
TOPPLE THAT SHIT WITH SOME BOMB ASS STRAWBERRIES!!
I love the French Toast, I must confess,
Never have syrup, that shit is a mess.
BREAK IT DOWN!!!!!
(pelvic thrusts)

SLAM DUNK ON YO FAAAAAAYCE!!!!

Kengo Sun at 7:57am May 10
The problem with french toast is you can't put your dick in it.
I throw a bagels on my shit, and straight spin it.
Breakfast sex, that's where it's at son.
You can keep the margarine, I'll butter my own bun.
Biscuits and gravy on this breakfast jingle... Read More
Fetish time, I just shit on a shingle.

Danny Vega at 8:02am May 10
gotta disagree, cause cereal ain't for me
it's the hot foods that taste most deliciously
i find eggs to be supremely dominant
bacon and links throw em in an omelette
gimme some pancakes butter on top... Read More
start with 3, then add mo, like a poker flop
need some energy need an espresso
like magic i'm up, sip sip and presto
your mom makes it so good bet you're incestual
want some thin cakes now, so gimme some crepes
make bread too so im not all that's baked!

Kelly Ng at 3:58pm May 10
All this jawing is making turning me into Starvin' Marvin'
So if you got a turkey please start carvin'
You ass holes gotta feed this beast,
I'M BOUT TO SLAUGHTER THE FIRST LIVING THING I SEE FOR MY BEAST FEAST!
Now you done it, I'm drinking the blood of a PIGEON,... Read More
I've degraded myself by just a SMIDGEON.
I can see it now, from SARS I'm gonna die,
God, I just wanna crawl in a hole and cry.
you bastards caused this meltdown,
don't make me strip down and give you the run down!
(strips naked, but does not give any form of a run down)
MANIFEST DESTINYYYYYY!!!!!


Wild.